Voyages of a Babygrower
Alien Turtle: the Pensinger frontier.
These are the voyages of the Babygrower Pensinger. Her nine-month mission: to explore strange new levels of emotional instability; to seek out larger pant sizes and fried chicken; to boldly go where no Beth Pensinger has gone before.
Beth’s Log: Babydate, 16 weeks.
Considered shaving legs today. After the arduous task of bending over belly to examine them, decided to wear pants. Eating daily doses of this in hopes that Alien Turtle will come out smarter than Baby Daddy and me.
Realized I can’t wait for first time Alien Turtle laughs.
Also realized Baby Daddy will receive a sucker punch if he gapes/guffaws at my expanding midsection one more time.